June 2013
What is it
NWI mutant?
‘TIL I DIE
how did you become cooldude.
Oh dear. I’m just OK. When I was in middle school, I was too punk for friends so I spent a lot of time alone trying to find out about cool shit (music, politics, etc.).
inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
Distract me from my homework.
You Don't Own Me
Lesley Gore
Lesley Gore - You Don’t Own Me
Are all of your friends hanging out without you?
Yes. Yes they absolutely are.
But seriously, if you’re going to spend money to post your FILM NEGATIVES directly to INSTAGRAM, just give me your money instead because I’ll do much better things with it.
CAN WE JUST TAKE A MINUTE TO APPRECIATE THESE MOTHERFUCKING BOOKS
these fake ass diaries that were SO WELL WRITTEN that your 10-year-old self was about a million percent convinced that someone’s ratty ass diary survived the sinking of the Titanic and became a national best seller
THEY COVERED FUCKIN EVERYTHING
JESIKA DO YOU REMEMBER READING THESE ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I DO
OH MY GOD I READ ALMOST ALL OF THESE FUCKING BOOKS
Why haven’t I been using OKCupid to find a sugar daddy??
It’s been long, hard battle, but I finally hit 300 followers on here.
ARE YOU BEING THE PERSON STEVE BUSCEMI WOULD WANT YOU TO BE?
Being polite at family parties means telling them your first year of college was “good,” “alright,” or “fun” rather than “Fuck that mediocre shithole; I’m only begrudgingly giving it a second year.”
The best and weirdest things will happen if you hang out at Denny’s for three hours.
Good Kisser
Hunx and His Punx
Hunx and His Punx - Good Kisser
We’ll go to Del Taco
and order something macho
MY FEET HURT AND EVERYTHING IS WRONG
“a bro is someone who assumes that any space they enter is meant to cater to augmenting their personal experience. they “don’t give a fuck,” even at the expense of everyone around them. regardless of the presence of oppressive and problematic behavior, a bro will tirelessly try to appear aloof. a bro cares about doing interesting things only when enough people are watching. interesting things, to a bro, are shocking, ironic, edgy, but vapid activities that are manipulated according to the environment. a bro is too cowardly to express anything sincere.”
—destroy the scene: BROS FALL BACK (via ninjabikeslut)
