‘TIL I DIE
Oh dear. I’m just OK. When I was in middle school, I was too punk for friends so I spent a lot of time alone trying to find out about cool shit (music, politics, etc.).
Distract me from my homework.
Are all of your friends hanging out without you?
Yes. Yes they absolutely are.
But seriously, if you’re going to spend money to post your FILM NEGATIVES directly to INSTAGRAM, just give me your money instead because I’ll do much better things with it.
CAN WE JUST TAKE A MINUTE TO APPRECIATE THESE MOTHERFUCKING BOOKS
these fake ass diaries that were SO WELL WRITTEN that your 10-year-old self was about a million percent convinced that someone’s ratty ass diary survived the sinking of the Titanic and became a national best seller
THEY COVERED FUCKIN EVERYTHING
JESIKA DO YOU REMEMBER READING THESE ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I DO
OH MY GOD I READ ALMOST ALL OF THESE FUCKING BOOKS
Why haven’t I been using OKCupid to find a sugar daddy??
It’s been long, hard battle, but I finally hit 300 followers on here.
Being polite at family parties means telling them your first year of college was “good,” “alright,” or “fun” rather than “Fuck that mediocre shithole; I’m only begrudgingly giving it a second year.”
The best and weirdest things will happen if you hang out at Denny’s for three hours.
MY FEET HURT AND EVERYTHING IS WRONG