“Vietnam only made billionaires out of millionaires. Iraq is making trillionaires out of billionaires. Now I call that progress.” —Kurt Vonnegut (via paranoia69)
(440): We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver’s penis!
My mom doesn't believe I'm older than five.
- My mom: Do you have your social security card?
- Me: No, you don't allow me to have that.
- My mom: I'm trying to protect your privacy.
- Me: I know, because I'm stupid.
What I've eaten/drank today:
- Dr. Pepper
FUCK YEAH GOOD NUTRITION.
“What sells, today, is whatever Fucks You Up - whatever short-circuits your brain and grounds it out for the longest possible time.The ghetto market has mushroomed into suburbia. The Miltown man has turned, with a vengeance, to skinpopping and even mainlining… and for every ex-speed freak who drifted, for relief, into smack, there are 200 kids who went straight to the needle off Seconal. They never even bothered to try speed.” —From “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” by Hunter S. Thompson (via suspiria-de-profundis) (via fuckyeahhst)
“There was no time for scholarly details, and, besides, I have always believed that a man can fairly be judged by the standards and taste of his choices in matters of high-level plagiarism.” —Hunter S. Thompson, “Prisoner of Denver” (via fuckyeahhst)
“We disagree so violently on almost everything that it’s a real pleasure to drink with him.” —Hunter S. Thompson on Pat Buchanan (via fuckyeahhst)
“Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits — a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.” —Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (via fuckyeahhst)
“Every time I go to Chicago I come away with scars.” —Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail ‘72 (via fuckyeahhst)
According to Wikipedia,
Tom Metzger, the neo-Nazi piece of shit who lives in my state, is on WELFARE.
LOLOLOLOL OK DUDE.